to the incinerator i shall march

left, left, left right, left. left, left, left right..

This sounds like the Jews being forced to march to the concentration camps or the British army marching to changi prison (hm I hope I got my facts right)


I don' know how I'm supposed to start this post .. vivia's ones are so interesting and here I am...


I'll just start talking about parade and we'll see from there. We had changing and then while we were running to the flec, I slipped and landed butt first.  For some reason, falling wasn't that bad? It was a nice experience omg, I was so surprised. It's like a water slide where the thing goes almost vertically down. It's a bit scary but really fun. When I slipped, I  was wondering why I was on the floor. One minute i was running and the next I was on the floor. Landing face - first is not so fun though. Falling felt like ice skating. Idk what ice skating actually feels like since my mom never allowed me to go but I guess it's slippery? And icey? (I fracture my arm on a bouncy castle once and the trust in me is broken for life πŸ‘€πŸ‘€)


Seriously speaking, is someone polishing the floors of the corridor? I've slipped on the floor outside 2O twice, vedha has done it once and senna's done it too I think?


Honestly, we could have run faster for changing so maybe we should practise shuttle run (tb to when vivia thought it was "shutter run") during squad recess. We train our speed AND we get to practise for napfa.


Girl guides shared the field with us and they had tent pitching too. Their tents look like .. teepees ... They still call it tent pitching though. Teepee pitching is more suitable for them imo. Also,, their tents are really high. Do they stack people on top of each other to maximise space or do they have bunk beds inside? I hope it doesn't sound mean but I'm honestly so curious. their pegs look like the hammers you use to squash the thingy that pops up in those arcade games, ngl. Tent Pitching (T.P.) = teepee! But t.p. could stand for toilet paper... (where did the toilet paper emoji go? I swear that it was there once upon a time. Toilet paper = 🚽 +πŸ—ž️) [ah yes, I found the toilet paper🧻]  I see why we don't call tent pitching t.p. now. That would be very confusing. I do not think that people would want tent pitching in the toilet nor would they like to sleep in toilet paper during camp. If you're in the wilderness, maybe you can combine both of them together. Toilet paper and tent pitching becomes toilet pitching. I do not expect that there would be proper sanitation facilities in the jungles for people to relieve themselves when nature calls.. therefore, there is a strong need for toilet pitching to take place. I think we can make a pov statement out of this.

desperate campers need a way to relieve themselves when nature calls so as not to dirty the natural landscape with their waste products. 


French braiding is actually quite nice. It trains your arm power and gives you something to do during boring lessons. I can do it for myself but i can't do it for others. I helped vedha braid her hair during bio and it looked awesome. I tried to do for vivia but I failed :(


Everyone in the squad has their birthdays in different months, it's so diverse. I'm the only one born in June. June is such a nice month, I don't understand why naika hates June. She says it's super hot then. Of course it's hot, I was born during that month ! in june, you get to sleep late, you don't have to go to school every weekday and there's so much more! Apparently the hottest people are born on these dates : 1st, 3rd, 4th, 6th, 7th, 9th, 11th, 15th, 17th , 22nd , 26th , 28th and 31st. That means vivia, monica, sufya, naika, ananya, senna, shreeya, meg and I are the hottest. Can't speak for the rest but that thing knows what it's saying when it says I'm the hottest :D


I was thinking and I realised that I'm the only one in the squad whose first name ends with 'L' which could mean lots of things like loser, loner, lame etc. Roshini is also the only one whose name ends with 'I' but if Vedha goes by her full first name then roshini will have company. Majority of the people in the squad's names end with 'A' or 'E'. I'm sadly also the only one with braces. Right now, the colour of my braces is so ugly, I internally died when I first saw it. In my defence, the receptionist chose it. Note to self : never let the receptionist choose the colour of your braces. Then again, she wanted me to wear yellow&black so I'd look like a bumblebee. Why did I ever listen to her, I don't know. I changed my spectacle frame too. It's so big and round ,, it looks like the cucumbers πŸ₯’ people wear as facial masks. Why do people use cucumbers as facial masks? cucumbers are so nice. They should use something not so nice like tomatoes πŸ…. In Spain, they have the La Tomatina Festival so yay, free tomato facials for all those in Spain!


Every time I answer Ma'ams, my grammar and vocab fails me, it's so embarrassing sigh. The struggle is real. It's like my grammar and vocab decide to yeet themselves away when I desperately need them.


Our squad has this thing of talking about ourselves in third person. Vedha and meg did it during tent pitching. It's very .. interesting


Fun fact : vedha's head is h o l l o w. I threw erasers at her during bio because I was bored and there was a  h o l l o w sound. My head's hollow too. I wonder if other people have hollow heads or is it just for vedha and I? I don't think you can tell if it's hollow by knocking your own head so the best way to try is to get someone else to knock your head for you. Nat says that if someone knocks your head, you lose 200 braincells and then proceeded to knock on my head but no worries, I never had that many to lose in the first place. How many braincells do we even have? 200 seems like a lot.


I face problems with having an np face (is this even a real thing?) Our squad's definition of np face is just a resting blank face but a bit scarier? And mine looks sad even though I'm not sad, I just have no emotion? I'm disappointed in my self. I think everyone else has an np face and I'm there looking SAD. I also give people the impression of a sheep πŸ‘.  Sheep gives you wool so it's fine I guess.


Vedha made coffee on Friday and nat said it smelt really nice. I like the smell of coffee but I don't like drinking it. Vedha's drinking coffee a lot to keep her up at night so she can do work πŸ‘€ vivia and vedha are also making a lot of coffee puns and pickup lines. They're good but i don't really understand vedha's ones tbh probably cos I'm not a coffee drinker ☕ It was " you macchiato my heart race " I don't understand it? I think it's supposed to be "you make my heart race" but when vedha put the macchiato thing, it didn't make sense honestly (sorry vedha).


For math, linear inequalities is quite manageable but the last part is all about using logic. Apparently, this logic thing isn't even tested from sec 3 onwards. If you find it hard to use logic, you use a very long and boring table method. Sadly, my logic is wrong so I have to use the table method which I don't understand at all. We have an entire tutorial dedicated to logic. logic = 🧠. me = no 🧠. Vedha's logic is right but when she tried to explain to me it just made me more confused. you know, if you look closely at the brain emoji it kinda looks like a pink fist. 🧠 = πŸ‘Š :0


Credits go to vivia for the meme and title




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