one in a melon 🍈🍉🐃
i'm back! i said i wouldn't come back for a few months or so but here i am 😔 i know, i'm sad about it too! after my last post, the blog died. is this a sign? ;D sjhsjjshjsjs do y'all miss me and my posts so much? too bad i don't miss my own posts 😔
ah, the title. i'm one in a melon 🍈🍉 (million) winkwink. 😗
@meg, your post was very ... interesting. mainly because i was the main feature! i know meg misses me, you can tell from the post! why else would she be thinking of me? ;) honestly, while i skimmed through meg's post [i usually do that for meg's post because of the odd paragraphing 😔], i saw my name popping up a lot and obviously, i would wonder what was wrong with meg. i don't think even i talk about myself that much in my own posts but okay. i shall accept the fact that meg loves me! 😘 don't try to deny your true feelings!! 😗
also,, i am very disappointed that you would think it is me in the pudding post🍮. i clearly said in my latest post that i was taking a hiatus. why would you assume that i come back so soon? 😔 then again, i'm here right now, so i see why you thought that. but yes, it's sufya (i better be right, omg) i was confused too 😔 i was wondering why some of the stuff she said sounded like vivia (the title etc) but it also sounded like her? i think it's time to update the "how to differentiate who blogs what" guide. i'll update it in my post!
it's 2214 and i have a mother tongue compre oe to do 😔 but here i am blogging. i have quite a lot of work to do but i shall pretend i do not see it. i stayed up till 2 am today to do work because i took a really long nap yesterday. i'm starting to see eye bags👁️👄👁️ it has gotten to that stage 😔
we had science hbl today. honestly, i don't even know what the teacher was doing because she was just reteaching what she taught us in class. even i remember that she taught us that. a waste of both our time and hers [and my laptop battery 😔] so during the first 2 videos, i did ipt while listening to her voice. not the best background noise, ngl
anyway, moving on, i believe that everyone has an inner creep! except vivia. for her, it's all outer 😔 let's look at a few case studies. example 1: vedha. yes, i know right? she seems so ... uncreepy -like. but she is 😔 there was once vedha sniffed my hair and told me it smelt nice. like ??? thanks but i didn't ask for a hair review ... the actual story is vivia pushed vedha and she landed very close to me but that's a long story. in a nutshell: vedha's a creep
example 2: meg. that post about me was a bit ... overwhelming. it's fine, i don't really mind. i remember last year, a few minutes after i changed my pfp, meg immediately commented on it. how?? are you keeping track of my pfp 👀
example 3: vivia. (the one who's so creepy it just shines through 🔦) she already exposed herself to ma'ams. shjshjshjs so dumb. the main gist: she people-watches. she also does other stuff that is too inappropriate to be shared on this blog but if you ever want to know, don't hesitate to ask. in such times, we must protect ourselves from people like vivia. 😔
update: i finished 1 question so i shall go back to blogging for a while.
i talked about wishing on the stars in my earlier posts and i forgot to warn all of you. while you're looking for the stars and you're walking outside, please be careful! when i was 6ish, (you're probably wondering how many childhood stories i have. guess what? i'm wondering the same thing too!) i used to look up at the moon and walk because i always wondered why the moon followed me when i walked and i nearly fell into an open drain 😔 i tried to run away from the moon once. conclusion: the moon will always follow you 😔 i missed 1111 and i can't even see the stars from my bedroom window 😔 this blog is full of disappointments (especially me!)
it's 2331. the perfect time to do apt! i'm on my 4th question of compre oe. i'm so slow 😔
i'm on the last question now. let me just continue blogging. you know, those falling down dreams. sometimes, i have those and i end up kicking air. it's so scary because i expect my foot to touch solid ground but i end up kicking air 😔 i don't see what's so fun about it as vivia says.
i used to toss and turn while sleeping (i stopped now, thankfully) and once, the bed was quite high and i rolled off it. i fell to the floor with a very loud thud. at that time, i was half-asleep so i just looked at my mom and went back to the bed. after that, my mom didn't let me sleep on that bed because she didn't trust me not to roll off again
i finally finished my compre oe. i'm not sure if i should continue doing work after blogging or go to sleep. anyway, did you know that there's no such thing as a good or bad memory? according to this memory expert dude, there's only trained and untrained memory. i saw it on an ad in youtube while looking for sources for ipt 🔍 (i did not find any 😔) and i went to google further. it seems legit but you can choose what you want to believe. untrained memory sounds so sad
presenting to you:
the metis guide to differentiating who blogs what!
>meg
-keyboard smashes [she's stopped doing that in her most recent posts ... i think. please don't start again oh my gosh]
-often misspells words [@meg did you get autocorrect? because you've been spelling most of your words correctly. good job!!]
-lacks punctuation [this has not changed 😔]
-talks abt german/school/life in general
-really weird paragraphing
-talks about k-pop sometimes
-usually replies to vivia's posts
-extremely boring titles 😔 [but they're getting better!! ... gradually]
>senna
-the untamed is mentioned in every post [ah, sadly. i have no idea what's going on at all]
-sometimes mention bunnies
-has the tendency to be formal
-uses uppercase
- boRING titles [sorry but it's true. maybe if you stopped talking about the untamed in every single post]
>sufya
-goes HAHA
-has good formatting (omg i love)
-uses singlish a lot
-usually mentions words like small, little, food, sleep etc.
-not the best titles but her titles are starting to sound like vivia's?
-talks a lot about school/milo/food
>rachel
-uses uppercase
-rlly obv (leaves a lot of clues in her posts)
-talks abt others A LOT
-likes to go omg
-prefers to blog with others
>vedha
-has not updated in months
-font is small [so tiny,,my eyes!]
-has a kind of cheery tone
-pretty weird titles (i love it tho) [meh, can be better]
-starting to talk more and more about coffee [i sense an addiction]
(vedha pls update... i miss your posts aaah) [i agree!!]
>vivia
-amAZINGGG formating omg [please... so conceited. and you tell me that self-praise is no praise]
-posts rlly late at night [mm, get some sleep - you really need it]
-needs serious help [definitely]
-always asks questions to the sCREEN?! [never noticed but okay..?]
-weird titles HAHAHAH [they're nice but extra]
i feel like i should put this in a separate post or something. i edited some stuff and the comments in the square brackets are from me. i didn't do it for myself because it feels weird to talk about myself like that. clearly, vivia doesn't have such a problem.
i did math sls too. i shall go rewrite my pop letters now because i am definitely not satisfied with how they look. cheerios!
ah, the title. i'm one in a melon 🍈🍉 (million) winkwink. 😗
@meg, your post was very ... interesting. mainly because i was the main feature! i know meg misses me, you can tell from the post! why else would she be thinking of me? ;) honestly, while i skimmed through meg's post [i usually do that for meg's post because of the odd paragraphing 😔], i saw my name popping up a lot and obviously, i would wonder what was wrong with meg. i don't think even i talk about myself that much in my own posts but okay. i shall accept the fact that meg loves me! 😘 don't try to deny your true feelings!! 😗
also,, i am very disappointed that you would think it is me in the pudding post🍮. i clearly said in my latest post that i was taking a hiatus. why would you assume that i come back so soon? 😔 then again, i'm here right now, so i see why you thought that. but yes, it's sufya (i better be right, omg) i was confused too 😔 i was wondering why some of the stuff she said sounded like vivia (the title etc) but it also sounded like her? i think it's time to update the "how to differentiate who blogs what" guide. i'll update it in my post!
it's 2214 and i have a mother tongue compre oe to do 😔 but here i am blogging. i have quite a lot of work to do but i shall pretend i do not see it. i stayed up till 2 am today to do work because i took a really long nap yesterday. i'm starting to see eye bags👁️👄👁️ it has gotten to that stage 😔
we had science hbl today. honestly, i don't even know what the teacher was doing because she was just reteaching what she taught us in class. even i remember that she taught us that. a waste of both our time and hers [and my laptop battery 😔] so during the first 2 videos, i did ipt while listening to her voice. not the best background noise, ngl
anyway, moving on, i believe that everyone has an inner creep! except vivia. for her, it's all outer 😔 let's look at a few case studies. example 1: vedha. yes, i know right? she seems so ... uncreepy -like. but she is 😔 there was once vedha sniffed my hair and told me it smelt nice. like ??? thanks but i didn't ask for a hair review ... the actual story is vivia pushed vedha and she landed very close to me but that's a long story. in a nutshell: vedha's a creep
example 2: meg. that post about me was a bit ... overwhelming. it's fine, i don't really mind. i remember last year, a few minutes after i changed my pfp, meg immediately commented on it. how?? are you keeping track of my pfp 👀
example 3: vivia. (the one who's so creepy it just shines through 🔦) she already exposed herself to ma'ams. shjshjshjs so dumb. the main gist: she people-watches. she also does other stuff that is too inappropriate to be shared on this blog but if you ever want to know, don't hesitate to ask. in such times, we must protect ourselves from people like vivia. 😔
update: i finished 1 question so i shall go back to blogging for a while.
i talked about wishing on the stars in my earlier posts and i forgot to warn all of you. while you're looking for the stars and you're walking outside, please be careful! when i was 6ish, (you're probably wondering how many childhood stories i have. guess what? i'm wondering the same thing too!) i used to look up at the moon and walk because i always wondered why the moon followed me when i walked and i nearly fell into an open drain 😔 i tried to run away from the moon once. conclusion: the moon will always follow you 😔 i missed 1111 and i can't even see the stars from my bedroom window 😔 this blog is full of disappointments (especially me!)
it's 2331. the perfect time to do apt! i'm on my 4th question of compre oe. i'm so slow 😔
i'm on the last question now. let me just continue blogging. you know, those falling down dreams. sometimes, i have those and i end up kicking air. it's so scary because i expect my foot to touch solid ground but i end up kicking air 😔 i don't see what's so fun about it as vivia says.
i used to toss and turn while sleeping (i stopped now, thankfully) and once, the bed was quite high and i rolled off it. i fell to the floor with a very loud thud. at that time, i was half-asleep so i just looked at my mom and went back to the bed. after that, my mom didn't let me sleep on that bed because she didn't trust me not to roll off again
i finally finished my compre oe. i'm not sure if i should continue doing work after blogging or go to sleep. anyway, did you know that there's no such thing as a good or bad memory? according to this memory expert dude, there's only trained and untrained memory. i saw it on an ad in youtube while looking for sources for ipt 🔍 (i did not find any 😔) and i went to google further. it seems legit but you can choose what you want to believe. untrained memory sounds so sad
presenting to you:
the metis guide to differentiating who blogs what!
>meg
-keyboard smashes [she's stopped doing that in her most recent posts ... i think. please don't start again oh my gosh]
-often misspells words [@meg did you get autocorrect? because you've been spelling most of your words correctly. good job!!]
-lacks punctuation [this has not changed 😔]
-talks abt german/school/life in general
-really weird paragraphing
-talks about k-pop sometimes
-usually replies to vivia's posts
-extremely boring titles 😔 [but they're getting better!! ... gradually]
>senna
-the untamed is mentioned in every post [ah, sadly. i have no idea what's going on at all]
-sometimes mention bunnies
-has the tendency to be formal
-uses uppercase
- boRING titles [sorry but it's true. maybe if you stopped talking about the untamed in every single post]
>sufya
-goes HAHA
-has good formatting (omg i love)
-uses singlish a lot
-usually mentions words like small, little, food, sleep etc.
-not the best titles but her titles are starting to sound like vivia's?
-talks a lot about school/milo/food
>rachel
-uses uppercase
-rlly obv (leaves a lot of clues in her posts)
-talks abt others A LOT
-likes to go omg
-prefers to blog with others
>vedha
-has not updated in months
-font is small [so tiny,,my eyes!]
-has a kind of cheery tone
-pretty weird titles (i love it tho) [meh, can be better]
-starting to talk more and more about coffee [i sense an addiction]
(vedha pls update... i miss your posts aaah) [i agree!!]
>vivia
-amAZINGGG formating omg [please... so conceited. and you tell me that self-praise is no praise]
-posts rlly late at night [mm, get some sleep - you really need it]
-needs serious help [definitely]
-always asks questions to the sCREEN?! [never noticed but okay..?]
-weird titles HAHAHAH [they're nice but extra]
i feel like i should put this in a separate post or something. i edited some stuff and the comments in the square brackets are from me. i didn't do it for myself because it feels weird to talk about myself like that. clearly, vivia doesn't have such a problem.
i did math sls too. i shall go rewrite my pop letters now because i am definitely not satisfied with how they look. cheerios!
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