i want to become a bamboo tree

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 bamboo trees are so cute bro i just want to run face first into a bamboo tree and then get propelled into the floor. Also they are so boing boing and a panda could eat me and then poop me out within 4 hours. that is some very efficient pooping system unlike me. I swear i have some really bad digestive system because i constantly have some kind of pooping problem, the other day i woke up 3am to use the toilet for 2 hours. cri this is so sad 

Also i was watching jjk again and I reaaallllly like this one character wjherihriehreihr i want to bang my head against the wall. 

Okay anyway bye i need to do some weird chinese oral homework that my teacher posted. I hate chinese so much wjerhiehriwhr can i just be 0 lingual and go aarrrghhh baaoooorrrrp kkkuuaaaarrrrpppp.

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