*pterodactyl screeeeeeeeech*

 omg this is so cool so many people are blogging AAAAAAAA THIS IS SO FUN WEEEEEEEEEE

also i cant stop laughing at the last sign off PLEASE SRK SKJHSHJKKHJSHJSJHS THIS IS SO FUNNY DO YALL WANNA KNOW SOME FUN FACTS ABOUT SRK YES YOU DO

so basically why i know these fun facts is because i like annoying ppl with them not because im obsessed with him like a certain someone. also disclaimer i have no idea how true these are the internet is not always reliable

• he apparently drinks up to thirty cups of black coffee a day
• he includes chicken in every meal he eats (lol mood)
• he likes to spend a lot of time in the bathroom so he can think in peace (why does the internet know his bathroom habits?)
• he doesnt drink water, only pepsi (get a grip bro thats a lot of sugar)
• his favourite part of the human body is the collar bone area (i like eyes.)
• the 'nicest' word in the english language according to him is sweetheart (i will not elaborate)

i am a little alarmed that i have these memorised when i could be memorising my dance shlokas instead oh yeah ive got a dance exam today wish me luck im too old for this. like this is my tenth?? year dancing omg 

also i would like to take all credits for nat blogging because i was talking about my blog post in the nco chat and boom nat has blogged. im such an influencer muahahahahahhaha

also i have started a new habit (on top of sighing) which is making weird ambulance noises and i do it at the most random times along with a weird wiggle. many people have started questioning my sanity. so i question them with 'WHAT IF INSTEAD OF SIGHING IN CLASS I SCREAM INSTEAD' and watch them shake with fear. can you imagine tho one day my math teacher walks in and instead of sighing i screech like a pterodactyl.

have a good day and remember all these srk facts so you can torment your loved ones.