why wasn't i born a year later

if i was born a year later, i wouldn't have to go thru myes rn 😞✊✊✊

no bc seriously i literally have to complete 4 diff mye papers today and another 2 on monday if i want to be able to complete them before my last lessons 💔💔💔💔 which is funny bc why didn't i do them earlier if u may ask 🙂🙂🙂😊😊😊 life is great 👍

ok but *even if i was born a year later* that'd mean my birth had to be delayed by another 11 months which is, i don't know if you know, impossible😞IF I WAS BIRTHED IN LIKE DECEMBER it may be possible bc what's an extra, let's say, 4 weeks going to do?!!?!? i could be a 10 month pregnancy term baby ok

well but if i was birthed a year later ITD HAVE BEEN SO SAD bc y'all would be my ma'ams..........which is weird to think about bc well..........1. you're not my ma'ams and 2. i'm YOUR ma'ams (i wish.......maybe if i became a ci LASOPDKAPSOD,PAWLDOWAKDOAWOD LOLASDLASOKDOASKD 😏😏😏😏 #newaddition??!?!?!) 

i think being a 12/12/12 baby is so cool bc it looks like such a nice birth date????!??!?!? bro my birthdate has like even and odd numbers it's so...............bleh to me sometimes sorry LIKE PICK ONE suddenly i remember most people r like me (lol) i hope we share the same sentiment 🙄🙄🙄 ok but people keep telling me i'm not my (birth month) type of person but rather an october/november person like..........sorry 😭😭😭😭😭 guess i came out too early 😞✊ NO BUT IT'S SO FUNNY bc what else am i supposed to say??? 💀💀💀 "lol whoops sorry let me just-" *turns to the back* *chooses another personality from my stash of personalities* *swirls to the front* "My dear, do I, perhaps, fit your ideals better now? I'd like to think that I've undergone quite a few changes?😊" GAHSDIUHIHDSA 

ok goodbye see ya on monday (only if i'm lucky 💔💔💔💔) actually i do see ALMOST everyone bc we have mt on monday GASHDUHAWI (except you-know-who-s) yaaaaaaaaaa okay reminder to take care of yourself like ya we're all rushing rn but don't forget to take care of urself lol pee breaks r impt 😞✊ 

edit: also ew my schedule for today is so packed i have to study for like 12 hrs to complete everything i need to omg broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo TAKE ME BACK TO MY WOMB TOMB PLEASE I BEG U AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA omg bye womb tomb is an actual word OK I TAKE THAT BACK TOO TAKE ME BACK TO A TIME BEFORE THIS TIME

edit: i've posted 4 posts in a row AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA