how do I blog without revealing my identity

Someone said that it was very easy to tell the few (aka 3 plus 1) of us who blog and that upsets me as I would like to be more mysterious. Therefore, this blog post will not have any mention of my subject combination or commonly known interests. Instead, it will be about the cookie clicker game and my achievements thus far.

I started playing 44 days ago, and I've been on my current run for approximately 28 days. This is currently my longest run as I am very impatient and instead of waiting to unlock new things in the store, I've just been clicking the ascension button the second I hit a new prestige level. I'm just going to list all the general statistics first:

Cookies in Bank 37.506 trillion

Cookies Total (Current Ascension) 214.607 trillion

Cookies Total (All Time) 241.704 trillion

Cookies Forfeited by Ascending: 27.109 trillion

Buildings Owned 991

CpS 2.437 billion

Cookies per Click 121.91 million

Clicks 9000 (exactly)

I currently have 2 sugar lumps because I busted one a second ago. Once again, I am very impatient. 

My prestige level is currently 3 at 80% of its potential. I do not understand the latter half of that statement. I figured I didn't waste my previous cookies on ascensions though, because now my game makes me cookies even when I turn my laptop off. I've unlocked 13% of upgrades? I have no idea why my prestige is not at 100% of its potential because I have the heavenly key which is supposed to unlock 100% of it. None of this really makes any sense to me.

I currently have raspberry milk. I didn't even notice the milk was changing until after my first ascension. I still don't know what it really means, I think it's just a number-of-achievements-unlocked thing, but I think it also affects some of the upgrades. Also, the raspberry milk just looks like blood.

My favourites are the shadow achievements :] I have two: 1 million in 35 minutes and an achievement for being lucky? ("You have 1 chance in 1 million every second of earning this achievement") I just think they're cool.

The stock market is super annoying. My profits are currently at $34k but I do not know enough about predicting the future to be good enough at this. I'll stick to the buy low sell high mantra. The next thing in the store is a Antim. Condenser (?), I don't know what that is? But it costs 3.279 quadrillion and I doubt I'll be able to afford it any time soon.

Also, I have this annoying thing that my buildings need to be in multiples of tens in descending order. Currently I have 150 cursors, 140 grandmas, 130 farms, 120 mines, 110 factories, 100 banks, 90 temples (and here is where it starts to all fall apart), 70 wizard towers, 50 shipments, 30 alchemy labs, 10 portals and 1 time machine.

I don't think there are any other statistics for me to list here, so I'll end it off. Bye!